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…and it’s almost 2010! :)

I’m most thankful you’ve all been a part of my 2009. I can’t wait to enjoy 2010 with you!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! :)

janherrera:

saabmagalona:

HAHAHAH Found this so funny :P

(via bschh)

it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like

.

so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like

so i was like

and he was like

so i was like

.

i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana.

~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i finnally got to school and was like

and i walked into my classroom and the teacher was like

so i was like

and then i went to my first class. it was music class. the teacher was like

and i was like

then that class was over and i went to english. i was like

but the teacher still gave alot of homework. the girl next to me was like

but the teacher was like

then i went to spanish and the teacher was like

and i got in trouble for some reason so i had to go the principal’s office so i was like

when i got the office, the principal and nurse were like

and i was like

but then they stopped and the principal was like

so i was like

and she was like OKAY,

then the day went by and the school was out. all the kids were like

and like

but i just got on the bus and the driver was still like

~~~~~~~~ the end ~~~~~~~~~~~

Made of all things win.

yoopee:

gnetcupcake:

it’s soooo old school but admit it! it’s really funny! Teehee <3

NEW TAGALOG TERMS:

1. BAKTOL —- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito’y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.

2. KUKURIKAPU —- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na nilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. Mga KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

3. MULMUL—- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal. mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito

4. BURNIK —- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. Madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito. ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito’y maalis.

5. ALPOMBRA —- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa Quiapo. Ito’y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas Mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki. Available in blue, red, green, etc.

6. BAKOKANG —- higanteng peklat. Ito’y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito’y mayroong makintab na takip.

7. AGIHAP —- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa suot panloob. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay nasuot na ng hindi bababa sa tatlong araw.

8. DUKIT —- ito ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit….try it to prove it, that’s DUKIT.

9. SPONGKLONG - ito’y isang bagong wika na nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.

10. LAPONGGA - ito’y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya ay lamasan.

11. WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

12. BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

13. BAKTI —- bakat panty

14. ASOGUE —- buhok sa kilikili

15. BARNAKOLI —- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon

16. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak

17. BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata

18. JABARR - pawis ng katawan

19. KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan

20.MCARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush.

Ayan nalaman ko na rin ang kukurikapu!

saabmagalona:

jaymsterbean:

proust73:

pinkrose: Click here to find out

Mine was Disco Lady by Johnnie Taylor.

Uhhh… who’s he? LOL.

Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi. Hehe this site’s cool!

Two Hearts by Phil Collins :)

tinestrada:

ekaaay:

tinestrada:

ekaaay:

tinestrada:

(via ekaaay)

AKOOOOOO. :(

Hi Tin! Mygad. Nagpapasober lang ako bago matulog. Hahaha. Miss you! :)

Ekaaay! Miss you too! Antok na talaga ako pero bigla ko naalala ung 2009 ko. Nawala ang antok. Haha!

Wow. Too memorable ba ang 2009? Hahaha.

Hindi nga e. Gusto ko nga makalimutan. Sobrang hindi maganda. Hahaha!

Okay lang yan, 2010 is coming up. Past is past! Hahaha!

tinestrada:

ekaaay:

tinestrada:

(via ekaaay)

AKOOOOOO. :(

Hi Tin! Mygad. Nagpapasober lang ako bago matulog. Hahaha. Miss you! :)

Ekaaay! Miss you too! Antok na talaga ako pero bigla ko naalala ung 2009 ko. Nawala ang antok. Haha!

Wow. Too memorable ba ang 2009? Hahaha.

tinestrada:

(via ekaaay)

AKOOOOOO. :(

Hi Tin! Mygad. Nagpapasober lang ako bago matulog. Hahaha. Miss you! :)